So I found someone's phone. This is what happened.Two weeks after e-mailing Helen about finding her phone, she responds with weird demands.
Unfortunately for her, the author of Fakebook is not someone you want to provoke over the internet.
This is the actual e-mail chain between Helen and myself, and it is the most fun I've ever had.
Date: Sat, Jun 29, 2013 at 7:43 PM
Subject: I found your phone
I found your iPhone today downtown—I figured e-mailing you from your phone made the most sense to get in touch with you. Please e-mail at dave@XXXXX.com so we can coordinate its return.
Date: Fri, Jul 8, 2013 at 10:07 AM
Subject: Re: I found your phone
It's been over a week, and I just wanted to try one more time to make contact with you. I found your phone in Chinatown. Let me know if you want it. E-mail me at dave@XXXX.com.